SPACE CAT GAMES // ARCHIVE NODE

You followed the old mirror. Good. Most people just click around like raccoons in a vending machine.

✶ ◇ ✶ CHURCH ARCHIVE FRAGMENT ✶ ◇ ✶

Recovered from a mislabeled backup tape. Claimed to be encrypted. It absolutely insists it is important.

VJG ECVJGFTCN QH UVTCPIGPGUU QRGPU KVU OQWVJ. YG MPGGN DGHQTG RTQITGUUKQP, VJG PGEVCT QH RGEWNKCTKV[, CPF VJG HKGTGN[ NQXKPI OCUU QH UQEKGV[. NQQM YKVJKP VJG INKVVGT, HQT VJG VTWG UKIPCN KU RGVV[ CPF UOCNN.

Archive Notes

All three downloads point here because old web design had one hallway and five doors painted on it.
The message is encrypted with a very dramatic Caesar shift.
The final meaning is much dumber than the ceremony suggests.

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